The Holy Empire of Ultatopia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its vat-grown people, national health service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 506 million Ültatopïåns are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horus. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ültatopïsh economy, worth 49.7 trillion Gold Staters a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 98,228 Gold Staters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, the industries of Ultatopia are coughing all the way to the bank, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Ultatopia as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ultatopia's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ultatopia is ranked 251,110^th in the world and 191^st in Vultune for Safest, scoring 22.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.