The Confederacy of Ullan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sunder Bren with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.71 billion Ullanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corhill City. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ullanian economy, worth 702 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,178 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ullan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ullan is ranked 245,353^rd in the world and 9,604^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -11.61 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.