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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,479th Healthiest Citizens: 8,939th Largest Mining Sector: 10,694th
The Hetmanate of
Moralistic Democracy
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Population1.091 billion

LeaderPetro Skoropadsky
FaithGreek Orthodox

AnimalAustralian Man

The Hetmanate of Ukraniumstan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Petro Skoropadsky with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.091 billion Ukraniumstanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kievistanbul. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ukraniumstanian economy, worth 135 trillion Hryvnias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 123,939 Hryvnias, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 379,188 per year while the poor average 31,378, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ukraniumstan's national animal is the Australian Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Greek Orthodox.

Ukraniumstan is ranked 50,925th in the world and 252nd in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Pro-Market, scoring 57.11 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,479thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8,939thLargest Mining Sector: 10,694thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,460thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,094thMost Efficient Economies: 12,220thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,611thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,561stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,563rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,009thLargest Retail Industry: 16,638thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,985thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,458th
Healthiest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Average: 39th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 75th in the region

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