The Free Land of Ukrainian Confederacy is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 803 million Ukrainians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Ukrainian economy, worth 60.0 trillion hryvnias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 74,684 hryvnias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Concussed horseball players cannot remember their lineup position, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ukrainian Confederacy's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ukrainian Confederacy is ranked 134,291^st in the world and 111^th in Karma for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,148.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.