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Most Valuable International Artwork: 609thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,998thRudest Citizens: 5,783rd
The Scientific Ola-Iso-Democracy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
A human is worth infinity!
Sarkayanazid Mouwu Melius
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Population1.061 billion

LeaderSarkayanazid Mouwu Melius


The Scientific Ola-Iso-Democracy of Uitmuntendheid is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sarkayanazid Mouwu Melius with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.061 billion Uitmuntendheidians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suprematie. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uitmuntendheidenesianardonianoisewgianvianio economy, worth 148 trillion delusions a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 139,710 delusions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population, and chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Uitmuntendheid's national animal is the mommilkios, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uitmuntendheid is ranked 36,367th in the world and 79th in Refugia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,739.88 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 609thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,998thRudest Citizens: 5,783rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,472ndMost Secular: 6,759thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,204thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,394thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,487thMost Influential: 8,498thNicest Citizens: 8,762ndMost Developed: 8,994thMost Pacifist: 9,235thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,272ndMost Inclusive: 10,118thSmartest Citizens: 10,204thMost Efficient Economies: 10,374thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,523rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 12,506thHealthiest Citizens: 12,748thSafest: 12,793rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,203rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,464thLowest Crime Rates: 14,474thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,754thLargest Retail Industry: 14,822ndHighest Food Quality: 14,939thHighest Average Incomes: 16,732ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,007thLargest Governments: 19,342ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,893rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,627thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,849thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,825thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,928th
Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Politically Free: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uitmuntendheid, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in Uitmuntendheid, AIs make up a majority of the long-term warehouse population.
  • : Following new legislation in Uitmuntendheid, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Uitmuntendheid, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Uitmuntendheid, nihilistic thrill-seekers claim that suicide by roller coaster is the ultimate life experience.
  • : Following new legislation in Uitmuntendheid, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in Uitmuntendheid, no one born in Uitmuntendheid can fix a leaky faucet.
  • : Following new legislation in Uitmuntendheid, Uitmuntendheid's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Uitmuntendheid was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Uitmuntendheid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.


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