The International Federation of UICA is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.751 billion bureaucrats live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeropag. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.4%.

The strong UICAian economy, worth 791 trillion grams of gold a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 38,150 grams of gold, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 259,378 per year while the poor average 2,049, a ratio of 126 to 1.

UICA has designated Aeropag as its capital city and Leader has just been declared ruler of UICA in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem. UICA's national animal is the football pitch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

UICA is ranked 261,608^th in the world and 10,770^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.88 law-abiding acts per hour.