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Most Developed: 404thLongest Average Lifespans: 456thHealthiest Citizens: 488th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In bello victus et grandis et omnis doctrina.
Prime Minister Nathan Abraham
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Uhanda

Population12.397 billion

CapitalKadina
LeaderPrime Minister Nathan Abraham
FaithModern Lutherian

CurrencyDatabyte
AnimalUhandasaurus

The Republic of Uhanda is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nathan Abraham with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.397 billion Uhandans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kadina. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Omerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,837 trillion Databytes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 228,911 Databytes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uhanda's national animal is the Uhandasaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Modern Lutherian.

Uhanda is ranked 225,827th in the world and 8,436th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -40.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Developed: 404thLongest Average Lifespans: 456thHealthiest Citizens: 488thLowest Crime Rates: 581stHighest Average Tax Rates: 601stSafest: 712thLargest Governments: 723rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 795thMost Subsidized Industry: 800thLargest Welfare Programs: 880thMost Compassionate Citizens: 954thNicest Citizens: 1,041stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,235thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,315thMost Efficient Economies: 1,318thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,548thMost Cultured: 1,598thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,758thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,775thSmartest Citizens: 1,836thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,353rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,397thBest Weather: 2,441stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,518thMost Inclusive: 2,609thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,782ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,960thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,576thMost Influential: 3,799thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,854thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,015thMost Secular: 4,158thHighest Average Incomes: 4,368thHighest Economic Output: 4,716thTop
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Most Pacifist: 17,578thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,428thLargest Populations: 20,101stMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,591st
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Most Developed: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 34th in the regionSafest: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 41st in the regionNicest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 43rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 69th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 72nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Cultured: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 105th in the regionMost Inclusive: 107th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 109th in the regionBest Weather: 110th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Influential: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 121st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 124th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 141st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 180th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 183rd in the regionMost Secular: 205th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 219th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 222nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 608th in the regionMost Stationary: 622nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 691st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 831st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uhanda, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Uhanda was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Uhanda, real estate agencies are being replaced by naval recruitment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Uhanda, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.
  • : Uhanda was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Uhanda, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Uhanda, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Uhanda, the Uhanda Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Following new legislation in Uhanda, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers.
  • : Following new legislation in Uhanda, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.

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