The Eternal Rave of Ugrosa is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by literally just a bunch of crabs with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.836 billion Ugrosans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the middle of nowhere. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ugrosan economy, worth 261 trillion basketcases a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,000 basketcases, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, bizarre-looking creatures called 'crabdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime is totally unknown. Ugrosa's national animal is the crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is crab rave.

Ugrosa is ranked 146,057^th in the world and 41^st in City of Yharnam for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.35 law-abiding acts per hour.