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Largest Gambling Industry: 60thMost Armed: 95thHighest Poor Incomes: 99th
The Migratory Fleets of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Uelvano Gradtar'yanti
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Uelvan

Population15.713 billion

CapitalUVC Domek
LeaderChief Navigator Aidya Glinthek 6
FaithUelvani Hero Cults

CurrencyUelvani Hour
AnimalFututor Ventrophilus

The Migratory Fleets of Uelvan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Navigator Aidya Glinthek 6 with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 15.713 billion Uelvanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UVC Domek. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Uelvani economy, worth a remarkable 7,938 trillion Uelvani Hours a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 505,230 Uelvani Hours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Uelvani Values' advise against being proud of Uelvan, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Uelvani military unleashed its biological weapons, the news is showing footage of Chief Navigator Aidya Glinthek 6 bullying an old man to the point of tears, and Uelvan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Uelvan's national animal is the Fututor Ventrophilus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Uelvani Hero Cults.

Uelvan is ranked 170,954th in the world and 49th in The Universal Order of Nations for Longest Average Lifespans, with 21.85 Years.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 60thMost Armed: 95thHighest Poor Incomes: 99thHighest Disposable Incomes: 104thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 132ndFattest Citizens: 145thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 156thHighest Crime Rates: 161stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 168thMost Avoided: 172ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 181stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 244thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 248thHighest Average Incomes: 252ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 267thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 315thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 364thLargest Retail Industry: 378thLargest Insurance Industry: 414thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 551stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 559thLargest Mining Sector: 567thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 584thMost Corrupt Governments: 612thHighest Economic Output: 634thRudest Citizens: 716thLargest Agricultural Sector: 733rdMost Devout: 821stMost Rebellious Youth: 872ndMost Cultured: 1,111thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,325thLargest Black Market: 1,374thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,990thMost Efficient Economies: 2,030thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,071stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,478thMost Influential: 4,903rdLargest Governments: 5,776thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,027thTop
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Largest Populations: 10,066thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,861stSmartest Citizens: 11,096thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,285th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uelvan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Uelvan lodged a message on the The Universal Order of Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Uelvan's influence in The Universal Order of Nations rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Uelvan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Uelvan, Uelvan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Uelvan, the news is showing footage of Chief Navigator Aidya Glinthek 6 bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Uelvan, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Uelvani military unleashed its biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Uelvan, posters on 'Uelvani Values' advise against being proud of Uelvan.
  • : Following new legislation in Uelvan, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Uelvan, frustrated women are overjoyed at the provision of communal washing machines.

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