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Most Secular: 6,450thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,702ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,628th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Knowledge and Power
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Some

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Ueltini Papalotl

Population2.767 billion

CapitalUelthl Papl
LeaderLexa Serr

Currencypeso
Animalbutterfly

The Republic of Ueltini Papalotl is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lexa Serr with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.767 billion Uelt-papalotlians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uelthl Papl. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Uelt-papalotlian economy, worth 137 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,762 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ueltini Papalotl's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ueltini Papalotl is ranked 31,654th in the world and 1,918th in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 19.27 average smiles per day.

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Most Secular: 6,450thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,702ndTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,628thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,889thNicest Citizens: 31,654thMost Beautiful Environments: 32,334th
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Most Secular: 466th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 761st in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 889th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,183rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,667th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ueltini Papalotl's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Ueltini Papalotl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Ueltini Papalotl, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ueltini Papalotl, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Ueltini Papalotl, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
  • : Following new legislation in Ueltini Papalotl, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
  • : Following new legislation in Ueltini Papalotl, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Ueltini Papalotl, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-peso charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Ueltini Papalotl, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office.
  • : Following new legislation in Ueltini Papalotl, every week is blindness awareness week.

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