The Republic of Uckraine is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Beckett Kamp with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.535 billion Uckraineans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piginia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Uckrainean economy, worth 507 trillion Ucks a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 143,543 Ucks, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, choking on Ucks is a leading cause of death for wild animals, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uckraine's national animal is the Pig and its national religion is Atheism.

Uckraine is ranked 305,992^nd in the world and 1,470^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -21.64 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.