Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 215th Most Efficient Economies: 276th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 371st
The Militaristic Angelocracy of
Capitalizt
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Regional Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Militaristic Angelocracy of Uciniple is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Nelson Rosswier with an even hand, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.697 billion Ucinipleans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Uciniplean economy, worth a remarkable 4,327 trillion Donueds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 294,439 Donueds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,597,135 per year while the poor average 27,995, a ratio of 57.1 to 1.

Inheritance tax has recently been abolished, organ donation is compulsory, skateparks can be found in every city, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in President Nelson Rosswier's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Uciniple's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uciniple is ranked 162,680th in the world and 8th in The Allied Republics for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -39.87 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
1%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 215thMost Efficient Economies: 276thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 371stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 651stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 679thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 680thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 731stLargest Publishing Industry: 743rdMost Rebellious Youth: 946thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,218thMost Armed: 1,236thHighest Economic Output: 1,237thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,257thLargest Retail Industry: 1,266thHighest Average Incomes: 1,378thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,493rdTop
5%
Most Stationary: 1,677thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,228thRudest Citizens: 2,385thSmartest Citizens: 2,510thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,820thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,267thHighest Crime Rates: 3,368thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,401stMost Avoided: 5,176thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,426thHealthiest Citizens: 5,855thLargest Populations: 6,608thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,229thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,231stMost Influential: 7,342ndMost Developed: 7,373rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,559thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,727thTop
10%
Nudest: 10,694thMost Pro-Market: 11,134thLargest Black Market: 11,847th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Uciniple was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The TAR Elder Statesman of Icamera, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Uciniple was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The TAR Elder Statesman of Icamera, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Uciniple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.

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