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Most Efficient Economies: 226th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 265th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 353rd
The Militaristic Angelocracy of
Capitalizt
Aut inveniam viam aut faciam
Regional Influence
Power
Founder
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Militaristic Angelocracy of Uciniple is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Nelson Rosswier with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.711 billion Ucinipleans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Uciniplean economy, worth a remarkable 4,664 trillion Donueds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 296,893 Donueds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,392,208 per year while the poor average 37,747, a ratio of 36.9 to 1.

The ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Uciniple's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Uciniple is ranked 26,670th in the world and 3rd in Des Sons Vivants for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,632.88 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 226thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 265thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 353rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 527thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 537thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 626thLargest Publishing Industry: 708thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 764thMost Rebellious Youth: 875thMost Armed: 1,077thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,111thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,154thHighest Economic Output: 1,177thLargest Retail Industry: 1,187thHighest Average Incomes: 1,223rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,263rdTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,158thHighest Crime Rates: 2,639thSmartest Citizens: 2,726thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,914thRudest Citizens: 2,983rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,816thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,106thMost Avoided: 4,630thHealthiest Citizens: 4,730thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,794thLargest Populations: 6,017thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,030thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,523rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,272ndMost Developed: 7,535thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,835thNudest: 8,927thLargest Black Market: 10,377thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,789th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uciniple's influence in Des Sons Vivants rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Uciniple's influence in Des Sons Vivants rose from "Contender" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Uciniple's influence in Des Sons Vivants rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in Uciniple, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Uciniple, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Uciniple, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Uciniple, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Following new legislation in Uciniple, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Uciniple's influence in Des Sons Vivants rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Following new legislation in Uciniple, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.

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