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Most Conservative: 1,768thMost Authoritarian: 5,041stMost Primitive: 7,540th
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Glory to Ubolska!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ubolska

Population255 million

Currencyruble
Animaleagle

The United Socialist States of Ubolska is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 255 million Ubolskans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Public Transport receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Ubolskan economy, worth 13.3 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 51,979 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory for actors to exit stage left, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride, Ubolskan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubolska's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Ubolska is ranked 176,732nd in the world and 294th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Pro-Market, scoring -72.44 on the Rand Index.

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Most Conservative: 1,768thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 5,041stMost Primitive: 7,540thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,351stTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,797thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,888thMost Avoided: 11,419thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,818thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,434thLowest Crime Rates: 15,804thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,203rdMost Extreme: 17,243rdMost Secular: 20,455th
Top
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Most Conservative: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 19th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 22nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 22nd in the regionMost Extreme: 27th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ubolska was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Ubolska, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Ubolska, Ubolskan watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Ubolska, the nation wears its high incidence of chromosomal diseases as a badge of pride.
  • : Following new legislation in Ubolska, it is mandatory for actors to exit stage left.
  • : Following new legislation in Ubolska, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Following new legislation in Ubolska, children often kick eagles for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Ubolska, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Ubolska, golden statues of eagles line the memorial avenues of the Funerary District.
  • : Ubolska was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.

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