The Allied Green and Red States of Ubiquistania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Franfost with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.651 billion Ubiquistanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danaphafe. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ubiquistanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,584 trillion nabikits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 353,016 nabikits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and the comic book series 'President Franfost and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime is totally unknown. Ubiquistania's national animal is the Six-tufted turkey buzzard, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gadgetism.

Ubiquistania is ranked 579^th in the world and 18^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 191.37 law-abiding acts per hour.