The Nation of Ubekibekibekibekistanstan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.473 billion Ubekibekibekibekistanstanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahktoh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.

The powerhouse Ubekibekibekibekistanstani economy, worth 704 trillion Sowmis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,278 Sowmis, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubekibekibekibekistanstan's national animal is the Eurasian Eagle-Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Ubekibekibekibekistanstan is ranked 186,662^nd in the world and 12^th in Reality for Most Avoided, scoring 1.17 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.