The Nation of Ubekibekibekibekistanstan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.716 billion Ubekibekibekibekistanstanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahktoh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.9%.

The powerhouse Ubekibekibekibekistanstani economy, worth 721 trillion Sowmis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,454 Sowmis, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubekibekibekibekistanstan's national animal is the Eurasian Eagle-Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Ubekibekibekibekistanstan is ranked 36,569^th in the world and 5^th in Reality for Highest Average Incomes, with 93,454.63 Standard Monetary Units.