The Nation of Ubekibekibekibekistanstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.048 billion Ubekibekibekibekistanstanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Industry, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahktoh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The all-consuming Ubekibekibekibekistanstani economy, worth a remarkable 1,171 trillion Sowmis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,215 Sowmis, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

The NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, and the government pours millions of Sowmis into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubekibekibekibekistanstan's national animal is the Eurasian Eagle-Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Ubekibekibekibekistanstan is ranked 32,980^th in the world and 2^nd in Reality for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,855.47 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.