The Nation of Ubekibekibekibekistanstan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 9.085 billion Ubekibekibekibekistanstanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahktoh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.7%.

The all-consuming Ubekibekibekibekistanstani economy, worth 883 trillion Sowmis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,210 Sowmis, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is spending billions of taxpayer Sowmis to support "struggling" industries, the NHS is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced, and embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ubekibekibekibekistanstan's national animal is the Eurasian Eagle-Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Ubekibekibekibekistanstan is ranked 134,009^th in the world and 10^th in Reality for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 709.52 on the Societal Mobility Rating.