The Republic of UAF Troop 28 is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 191 million UAF Troop 28ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The thriving UAF Troop 28ian economy, worth 10.0 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 52,530 rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 185,940 per year while the poor average 10,715, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. UAF Troop 28's national animal is the leopard, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

UAF Troop 28 is ranked 83,219^th in the world and 1^st in Fylkirvegr for Smartest Citizens, with 35.1 quips per hour.