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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,375th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,839th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,182nd
The Mega-Grand Duchy of
Father Knows Best State
In the name of the King!
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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U Vladi narudzbe

Population7.155 billion

CapitalNavulrik
LeaderAodavi Kredya
FaithRed Dwarf Followship

CurrencyPsiosteel Coin
AnimalNeon Python

The Mega-Grand Duchy of U Vladi narudzbe is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aodavi Kredya with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory vegetarianism, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.155 billion Molles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Navulrik. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The Mollic economy, worth 954 trillion Psiosteel Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,414 Psiosteel Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, Aodavi Kredya spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and just as students finish their homework it's time for school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. U Vladi narudzbe's national animal is the Neon Python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Red Dwarf Followship.

U Vladi narudzbe is ranked 6,470th in the world and 2nd in Appreciation Station for Largest Black Market, with 71.0 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,375thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,839thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,182ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,670thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,990thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,011thLowest Crime Rates: 4,629thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,782ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,975thLargest Governments: 5,000thLargest Black Market: 6,470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,551stTop
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Most Secular: 9,082ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,334thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,616thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,455thSmartest Citizens: 12,088thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,481stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,311thHighest Economic Output: 14,699th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : U Vladi narudzbe's influence in Appreciation Station rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : U Vladi narudzbe's influence in Appreciation Station fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : U Vladi narudzbe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in U Vladi narudzbe, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
  • : Following new legislation in U Vladi narudzbe, Aodavi Kredya spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in U Vladi narudzbe, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield.
  • : Following new legislation in U Vladi narudzbe, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
  • : U Vladi narudzbe changed its national animal to "Neon Python", its capital to "Navulrik", its currency to "Psiosteel Coin", its demonym to "Molle", its demonym adjective to "Mollic", its faith to "Red Dwarf Followship", its leader to "Aodavi Kredya", its motto to "In the name of the King!", and its nation type to "Mega-Grand Duchy".
  • : U Vladi narudzbe altered its national flag.
  • : U Vladi narudzbe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

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