The Республика of U kraine is a huge, genial nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 722 million мы победим are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Киев. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Украинац economy, worth 78.1 trillion гривнаs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,230 гривнаs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Thrift shops are closing their doors, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. U kraine's national animal is the свиньи, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

U kraine is ranked 259,340^th in the world and 558^th in the Outback for Most Primitive, scoring -131.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.