The Military Dictatorship of Tzuland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Tzu with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, digital currency, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.644 billion Tzulandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Tzuland. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tzulandian economy, worth an astonishing 19,843 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 1,124,666 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, and foreign envoys that want to visit Tzuland now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tzuland's national animal is the Golden Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tzuism.

Tzuland is ranked 169,145^th in the world and 102^nd in Yggdrasil for Most Pro-Market, scoring -63.44 on the Rand Index.