The Military Dictatorship of Tzuland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Kurumi with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.016 billion Tzulandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Tzuland. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tzulandian economy, worth an astonishing 10,448 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 652,393 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, tourists call Tzulandian beach towns "the fine coastline", and the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tzuland's national animal is the Golden Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tzuism.

Tzuland is ranked 22,146^th in the world and 91^st in Yggdrasil for Most Developed, scoring 73.35 on the Human Development Index.