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The Military Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ignorance is Bliss
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Duckspeaker
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
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Tzuland

Population16.016 billion

CapitalFort Tzuland
LeaderQueen Kurumi
FaithTzuism

CurrencyGold
AnimalGolden Pig

The Military Dictatorship of Tzuland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Kurumi with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.016 billion Tzulandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Tzuland. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tzulandian economy, worth an astonishing 10,448 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 652,393 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, tourists call Tzulandian beach towns "the fine coastline", and the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tzuland's national animal is the Golden Pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tzuism.

Tzuland is ranked 22,146th in the world and 91st in Yggdrasil for Most Developed, scoring 73.35 on the Human Development Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 6thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10thMost Corrupt Governments: 16thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18thLargest Governments: 23rdHighest Poor Incomes: 71stHighest Average Incomes: 81stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rdLargest Insurance Industry: 111thHighest Average Tax Rates: 121stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 135thLargest Mining Sector: 138thMost Subsidized Industry: 140thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 140thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 155thMost Avoided: 156thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 188thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 193rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 203rdSafest: 206thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 244thMost Efficient Economies: 276thLargest Information Technology Sector: 278thHighest Economic Output: 301stSmartest Citizens: 635thMost Secular: 665thLargest Retail Industry: 752ndFattest Citizens: 1,112thRudest Citizens: 1,140thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,285thMost Influential: 1,587thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,815thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,057thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,272ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,160thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,454thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,284thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,775thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,898thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,130thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,600thMost Conservative: 14,032nd
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionMost Conservative: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, tourists call Tzulandian beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, private law firms are unheard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, a third of Tzulandians are e-certified CEOs.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, there's no representation without taxation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations.
  • : Following new legislation in Tzuland, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.

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