The Bruh Momento of Tzertoria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jaquarium Substrate with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.329 billion Tzertorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Japsterdam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.4%.

The Tzertorian economy, worth 148 trillion McDonalds Crumbs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,917 McDonalds Crumbs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 182,999 per year while the poor average 17,772, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, the government seizes all major gold finds, and pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tzertoria's national animal is the Charizard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Tzertoria is ranked 15,875^th in the world and 1^st in Exilith for Most Authoritarian, with 3,525.13 milliStalins.