The Corporate Imperium of Tzepam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Samovládka Marina Tomajevna Serafova with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.74 billion Tzepamnici have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zau. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tzepami economy, worth an astonishing 11,520 trillion Tzepami Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 485,278 Tzepami Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, economics is a shrinking field, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and posters encourage people to "Just Do It!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tzepam's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Tzepam is ranked 240,391^st in the world and 12^th in Region Inc for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -19.49 on the Societal Mobility Rating.