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Most Secular: 1,726thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,538thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,938th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Workers of the world, UNITE!
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tyunmen

Population1.372 billion

CapitalUnderground Tyumen
LeaderChairman Tango
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyTyumen ruble
AnimalBear

The People's Republic of Tyunmen is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Tango with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.372 billion Russians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Tyumen. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tyunmenian economy, worth 226 trillion Tyumen rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 164,835 Tyumen rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyunmen's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Tyunmen is ranked 19,940th in the world and 1st in Isle Of Argimin for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,377.37 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,538thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,938thLowest Crime Rates: 3,250thMost Authoritarian: 3,981stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,173rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,189thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,563rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,303rdLargest Governments: 6,431stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,593rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,169thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,569thHealthiest Citizens: 8,625thMost Conservative: 9,788thLargest Mining Sector: 10,614thHighest Average Incomes: 11,248thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,574thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,319thMost Developed: 12,989thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,958thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,381stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,620thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,050thSmartest Citizens: 15,412thMost Extreme: 18,029thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,568thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,940thLargest Black Market: 23,749th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tyunmen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyunmen, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyunmen, they say insanity is torturing the same citizens over and over again and expecting a different result.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyunmen, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyunmen, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyunmen, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.
  • : Tyunmen's influence in Isle Of Argimin rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Tyunmen, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyunmen, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyunmen, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Russians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.

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