The Federal Republic of Tysoania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Hornberger with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, infamous sell-swords, and flagrant waste-dumping. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.486 billion Tysoanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sierra Madre. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The Tysoanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is 93,042 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that President Hornberger has won three lotteries in a row, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign governments' extravagances, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tysoania's national animal is the mountain lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tysoania is ranked 4,113^th in the world and 1^st in The Empire of Nova Roma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.95 law-abiding acts per hour.