The Republic of Tysoania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Mark Norton with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.66 billion Tysoanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flatwood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Tysoanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,290 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 259,914 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Tysoanian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, every workday begins with group therapy, and the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tysoania's national animal is the Mountain Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secularism.

Tysoania is ranked 239^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Justice for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 97.03 Workforce Participation Rate.