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Tysklandia

Population6.358 billion

Capitalskania
LeaderHeinrich Waudman
FaithYdrassil

CurrencyDeutsche Mark
AnimalRaven

The Empire of Tysklandia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Heinrich Waudman with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.358 billion Tyskers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of skania. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tysklandian economy, worth 484 trillion Deutsche Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,261 Deutsche Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money grows on trees, choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?", an enormous health awareness programme is underway, and girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tysklandia's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ydrassil.

Tysklandia is ranked 195,114th in the world and 6,307th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Healthiest Citizens: 12,631stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,800thLowest Crime Rates: 13,216thBest Weather: 14,777thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,430thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,737thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,490thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,583rdLargest Governments: 19,045thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,566thMost Authoritarian: 21,839thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,233rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 298th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 395th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 447th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 697th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 726th in the regionBest Weather: 784th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tysklandia, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag.
  • : Following new legislation in Tysklandia, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Tysklandia, choice roles for female actors involve asking "Is there anything I can do for you?".
  • : Following new legislation in Tysklandia, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Tysklandia, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'.
  • : Following new legislation in Tysklandia, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Tysklandia, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no".
  • : Tysklandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Tysklandia, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
  • : Following new legislation in Tysklandia, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.

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