The Totalitarian Tyrannic Nation of Tyranty is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Borsch Dolveschirk Jr with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.139 billion Tyrantians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Borsch City. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tyrantyian economy, worth 36.3 trillion Tyrant Tesches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 16,988 Tyrant Tesches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, traffic tickets are punishable by 9000 push-ups, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyranty's national animal is the Tyran AeroDon-Kaey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Tyranity.

Tyranty is ranked 282,922^nd in the world and 213^th in Hell for Safest, scoring 16.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.