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Most Patriotic: 11,190thMost Inclusive: 15,662ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,575th
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Tyranny 1

Population2.17 billion

CapitalDumb Town

CurrencySTUPID Coin
AnimalAnt

The Holy Empire of Tyranny 1 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.17 billion Tyranny 1ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumb Town. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Tyranny 1ian economy, worth 97.5 trillion STUPID Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,937 STUPID Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, surveillance cameras are banned, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyranny 1's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tyranny 1 is ranked 205,639th in the world and 1st in Clever for Fattest Citizens, with 9.34 Obesity Rate.

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Most Inclusive: 15,662ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,575thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,934thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,270thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,580thMost Authoritarian: 24,262ndMost Income Equality: 24,366thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,582ndMost Secular: 26,861stMost Beautiful Environments: 27,011th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tyranny 1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Tyranny 1 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyranny 1, convicted crypto-miners are sent to the salt mines.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyranny 1, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyranny 1, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyranny 1, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyranny 1, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyranny 1, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyranny 1, penal labor is a de facto death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Tyranny 1, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.

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