The Social State of Tyranniaa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Guilherme Tchyrnnameni with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.698 billion Tyranniaans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Tyran. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tyranniaan economy, worth 199 trillion Tyrenns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 117,628 Tyrenns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", gambling is outlawed, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, and the official Tyranniaan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tyranniaa's national animal is the Tyrant Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Tyranniaa is ranked 30,837^th in the world and 6^th in The Rejected Onionists for Healthiest Citizens, with 8.06 bananas ingested per day.