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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,602ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,488thMost Influential: 3,749th
The Holy Empire of
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TypoTech

Population7.121 billion

CapitalR'lyeh
LeaderHis Grand High Royalness
FaithPsychadellia

CurrencyEmbeded RFID Tag
AnimalWinged Aibo

The Holy Empire of TypoTech is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by His Grand High Royalness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.121 billion TypoTechians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong TypoTechian economy, worth 605 trillion Embeded RFID Tags a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,988 Embeded RFID Tags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Embeded RFID Tags on liquor and tobacco, and costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TypoTech's national animal is the Winged Aibo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Psychadellia.

TypoTech is ranked 3,749th in the world and 113th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 22,150 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,602ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,488thMost Influential: 3,749thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,963rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,477thLargest Black Market: 7,903rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,072ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,443rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,493rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,016thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,838thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,450thMost Secular: 14,709thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,553rdSmartest Citizens: 16,629thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,126thLowest Crime Rates: 17,313thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,374thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,585thMost Cultured: 21,106thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,769th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 113th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 164th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 366th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 443rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 467th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 531st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 559th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 708th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 743rd in the regionMost Stationary: 763rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : TypoTech was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : TypoTech was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Northern Westwald.
  • : TypoTech was endorsed by The Principality of State of Cascadia.
  • : TypoTech was endorsed by The Republic of Tolfaer.
  • : TypoTech was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : TypoTech voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Altino".
  • : TypoTech voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities"".
  • : Following new legislation in TypoTech, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff.
  • : Following new legislation in TypoTech, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Embeded RFID Tags on liquor and tobacco.
  • : Following new legislation in TypoTech, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks.

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