Largest Publishing Industry: 308th Most Secular: 684th Most Primitive: 753rd
The Holy Empire of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Ich kann allem widerstehen, nur nicht der Versuchung!
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The Holy Empire of Typhootania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the holy Emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.539 billion Typhootanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Caymaningen-Schlonzelsdorf. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Typhootanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,052 trillion Schlonzzes a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,067 Schlonzzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, punitive tariffs protect local industry, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and education and welfare spending are on the rise. Crime is well under control. Typhootania's national animal is the typhootanian cayman, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Typhootania is ranked 753rd in the world and 1st in Deutschland for Most Primitive, scoring 165.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Publishing Industry: 308thMost Secular: 684thMost Primitive: 753rdMost Cultured: 962ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 968thHealthiest Citizens: 1,046thMost Developed: 1,459thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 1,652ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,707thSmartest Citizens: 2,240thLargest Populations: 2,444thMost Influential: 2,601stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,026thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,364thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,654thHighest Economic Output: 3,894thLargest Black Market: 3,925thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,880thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,606thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,738thMost Pacifist: 9,400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,858thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,611thMost Efficient Economies: 13,849th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Typhootania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Typhootania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Typhootania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Typhootania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Typhootania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Safest.
  • : Typhootania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : The Post-Apocalyptic Empire of Yermaney granted Appearance, Border Control, Communications, and Embassies authority to Typhootania and renamed the office from "Gründungsvater" to "Zweiter Offizier" in Deutschland.
  • : Typhootania's influence in Deutschland fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Typhootania's influence in Deutschland rose from "Sprat" to "Power".
  • : Typhootania relocated from Osiris to Deutschland.


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