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Largest Retail Industry: 1,080thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,945thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,095th
The Currency of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Two Dollars
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Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Two Dollar Bills

Population4.115 billion

CapitalThe Federal Reserve Bank
LeaderThe Federal Reserve Bank
FaithMoney

Currencydollar
Animalbald eagle

The Currency of Two Dollar Bills is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Federal Reserve Bank with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.115 billion Two Dollar Billsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Federal Reserve Bank. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Two Dollar Billsian economy, worth 831 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 202,084 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 801,550 per year while the poor average 34,406, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.

Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Two Dollar Bills's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Money.

Two Dollar Bills is ranked 54,986th in the world and 9th in Money for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,130.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,080thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,945thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,095thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,448thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,811thFattest Citizens: 2,875thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,431stLargest Mining Sector: 4,176thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,392ndRudest Citizens: 4,827thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,510thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,318thHighest Average Incomes: 6,546thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,782ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,594thMost Efficient Economies: 7,774thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,922ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,524thSmartest Citizens: 11,175thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,892ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,973rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,614thLargest Black Market: 14,321stMost Secular: 18,020thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,450thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,966thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,245thMost Developed: 21,987thHighest Economic Output: 22,859thLargest Governments: 23,246thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,916th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Two Dollar Bills, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in Two Dollar Bills, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Two Dollar Bills was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Two Dollar Bills was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Two Dollar Bills, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
  • : Following new legislation in Two Dollar Bills, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in Two Dollar Bills, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Two Dollar Bills, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Two Dollar Bills, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains.
  • : Two Dollar Bills was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.

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