by Max Barry

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,197thMost Primitive: 5,249thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,708th
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Two-legarth the Second Choice Chooser

Population7.048 billion

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalBlack Dragon

The Empire of Two-legarth the Second Choice Chooser is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.048 billion Two-legarth the Second Choice Chooserians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Two-legarth the Second Choice Chooserian economy, worth 522 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,123 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, and surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Two-legarth the Second Choice Chooser's national animal is the Black Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Two-legarth the Second Choice Chooser is ranked 106,494th in the world and 105th in House Elegarth for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 4.26 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,197thMost Primitive: 5,249thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,708thMost Devout: 7,002ndNudest: 7,347thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,446thLargest Black Market: 11,292ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,518thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,451stMost Subsidized Industry: 20,046thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,829thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,460thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,322ndLargest Welfare Programs: 26,136thMost Inclusive: 26,592nd
Most Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the region

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