The Empire of Two-legarth the Second Choice Chooser is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.048 billion Two-legarth the Second Choice Chooserians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Two-legarth the Second Choice Chooserian economy, worth 522 trillion Gold Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,123 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal, new homeowners go furniture hunting with crowbars, and surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Two-legarth the Second Choice Chooser's national animal is the Black Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Two-legarth the Second Choice Chooser is ranked 106,494^th in the world and 105^th in House Elegarth for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 4.26 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.