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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,304thLargest Black Market: 1,617thMost Devout: 1,792nd
The Destiny Descends Down On Me of
Moralistic Democracy
Nulla poena sine lege
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Twins of Hearts

Population17.665 billion

CapitalWhite List City State
LeaderMaurice Conchise
FaithCatholicism

CurrencySilver Dollar
AnimalFisher Cat

The Destiny Descends Down On Me of Twins of Hearts is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maurice Conchise with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 17.665 billion Drunks are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of White List City State. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Twins of Heartsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,310 trillion Silver Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 187,398 Silver Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic cables about Maurice Conchise have suddenly been very flattering, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Twins of Hearts's national animal is the Fisher Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Twins of Hearts is ranked 96,728th in the world and 25th in USSD for Most Influential, scoring 272 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,304thLargest Black Market: 1,617thMost Devout: 1,792ndTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,807thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,210thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,304thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,630thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,335thMost Armed: 4,527thHighest Economic Output: 5,036thRudest Citizens: 5,446thLargest Mining Sector: 6,616thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,684thNudest: 7,425thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,034thHighest Average Incomes: 8,978thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,174thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,297thLowest Crime Rates: 9,397thLargest Governments: 9,781stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,865thMost Patriotic: 11,606thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,264thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,178thMost Cultured: 13,265thTop
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Largest Populations: 15,425thMost Primitive: 15,440thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,799thLargest Retail Industry: 19,983rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,488thMost Ignorant Citizens: 26,537th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Twins of Hearts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Twins of Hearts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Twins of Hearts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Twins of Hearts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Twins of Hearts was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Twins of Hearts's influence in USSD rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Twins of Hearts, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Twins of Hearts, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Twins of Hearts, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm.
  • : Following new legislation in Twins of Hearts, diplomatic cables about Maurice Conchise have suddenly been very flattering.

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