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Largest Insurance Industry: 161stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 209thMost Ignorant Citizens: 284th
The Equestrianic Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Friendship is Magic!
Imperatrix Twilight Sparkle
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Twilight Sparkle

Population18.653 billion

LeaderImperatrix Twilight Sparkle
FaithReformed Ponyism


The Equestrianic Imperium of Twilight Sparkle is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Imperatrix Twilight Sparkle with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.653 billion Equestrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manehattan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 5,106 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 273,784 Bits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,612,337 per year while the poor average 21,612, a ratio of 74.6 to 1.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, and Air Twilight Sparkle tickets have reached sky-high prices due to a complete monopoly on air travel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Twilight Sparkle's national animal is the Phoenix, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Reformed Ponyism.

Twilight Sparkle is ranked 1,312th in the world and 14th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Avoided, scoring 1,141.68 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Insurance Industry: 161stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 209thMost Ignorant Citizens: 284thMost Devout: 515thLargest Mining Sector: 564thMost Primitive: 587thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 682ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 783rdLargest Black Market: 960thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,248thMost Avoided: 1,312thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,469thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,531stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,692ndHighest Economic Output: 1,754thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,755thMost Stationary: 1,844thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,155thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,299thHighest Average Incomes: 2,579thMost Efficient Economies: 2,682ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,270thLargest Retail Industry: 3,289thNudest: 3,813thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,856thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,117thFattest Citizens: 6,875thLargest Populations: 7,640thMost Conservative: 8,778thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,483rdLargest Governments: 9,867thTop
Most Influential: 10,715thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,830thMost Authoritarian: 16,224thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,882ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,656thLowest Crime Rates: 20,633rd
Nudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the region

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