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Most Pro-Market: 8,087thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,295thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,827th
The Holy Empire of
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Twelve Titans

Population8.504 billion


The Holy Empire of Twelve Titans is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.504 billion Twelve Titansians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong Twelve Titansian economy, worth 497 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. Average income is 58,539 Monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,097 per year while the poor average 6,698, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Twelve Titans's national animal is the Zebra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Twelve Titans is ranked 142,588th in the world and 68th in New West Indies for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 603.89 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most Pro-Market: 8,087thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,295thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,827thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,196thHighest Crime Rates: 14,149th
Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the region

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