The Holy Empire of Twelve Titans is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.509 billion Twelve Titansians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong Twelve Titansian economy, worth 498 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,539 Monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,097 per year while the poor average 6,698, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Twelve Titans's national animal is the Zebra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Twelve Titans is ranked 161,342^nd in the world and 76^th in New West Indies for Highest Poor Incomes, with 6,698.6 Standard Monetary Units.