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Most Primitive: 206thMost Ignorant Citizens: 413thLargest Agricultural Sector: 683rd
The Queendom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Gods bless the Queen and Her Realm
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Tvanksta

Population11.899 billion

CapitalSaint Auszra
LeaderAudra Milegaude
FaithRomowe

Currencygrossus
Animalwhite stork

The Queendom of Tvanksta is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Audra Milegaude with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, lack of airports, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.899 billion Tvankstans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Auszra. The average income tax rate is 53.5%.

The very strong Tvankstan economy, worth a remarkable 1,786 trillion grossuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,151 grossuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Audra Milegaude's throne, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tvanksta's national animal is the white stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Romowe.

Tvanksta is ranked 12,543rd in the world and 211th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,995.20131334812 days.

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Most Primitive: 206thMost Ignorant Citizens: 413thLargest Agricultural Sector: 683rdMost Devout: 811thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,138thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,370thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,488thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,836thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,154thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,410thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,682ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,039thBest Weather: 5,168thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,290thMost Cultured: 9,093rdMost Patriotic: 9,561stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,916thMost Stationary: 12,543rdHighest Economic Output: 14,417thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,818thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,626thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,998thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,181stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,874thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,517thHighest Food Quality: 20,872ndLargest Welfare Programs: 22,033rdHighest Average Incomes: 22,211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,487thLowest Crime Rates: 23,869thMost Influential: 25,097thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29,209th
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Most Primitive: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 18th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Black Market: 50th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 88th in the regionBest Weather: 140th in the regionMost Patriotic: 182nd in the regionMost Cultured: 210th in the regionMost Stationary: 211th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 220th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 270th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 306th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 309th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 358th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 396th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 421st in the regionLargest Populations: 430th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 445th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 470th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 514th in the regionNudest: 514th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 516th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 526th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 533rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tvanksta, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Tvanksta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Tvanksta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Tvanksta, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Audra Milegaude's throne.
  • : Following new legislation in Tvanksta, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in Tvanksta, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in Tvanksta, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Tvanksta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Tvanksta, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
  • : Following new legislation in Tvanksta, spies caught in Tvanksta are never heard from again.

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