Population | 11.899 billion |
Capital | Saint Auszra |
Leader | Audra Milegaude |
Faith | Romowe |
Currency | grossus |
Animal | white stork |
The Queendom of Tvanksta is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Audra Milegaude with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, lack of airports, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.899 billion Tvankstans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Auszra. The average income tax rate is 53.5%.
The very strong Tvankstan economy, worth a remarkable 1,786 trillion grossuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,151 grossuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Audra Milegaude's throne, and national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tvanksta's national animal is the white stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Romowe.
Tvanksta is ranked 12,543rd in the world and 211th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,995.20131334812 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tvanksta, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
- : Tvanksta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Tvanksta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Tvanksta, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Audra Milegaude's throne.
- : Following new legislation in Tvanksta, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in Tvanksta, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
- : Following new legislation in Tvanksta, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Tvanksta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Following new legislation in Tvanksta, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.
- : Following new legislation in Tvanksta, spies caught in Tvanksta are never heard from again.