Most Authoritarian: 259th Most Conservative: 1,134th Most Extreme: 1,517th
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The Queen's State of Tuvaro is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical, devout population of 7.716 billion Tuvaroans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Tuvaroan economy, worth 94.2 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 12,207 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political activists are routinely executed, Harry Potter books are banned, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuvaro's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tuvaro is ranked 138,292nd in the world and 10th in Kentucky for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Authoritarian: 259thMost Conservative: 1,134thMost Extreme: 1,517thTop
Most Income Equality: 4,630thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,341st
Largest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tuvaro's influence in Kentucky rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Tuvaro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian, Most Conservative, and Most Extreme and the Top 5% for Most Ignorant Citizens and Most Income Equality.
  • : Tuvaro's influence in Kentucky rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
  • : Tuvaro relocated from Lazarus to Kentucky.
  • : Tuvaro was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Tuvaro ceased to exist.
  • : Tuvaro's influence in Kentucky rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Tuvaro's influence in Kentucky rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Tuvaro's influence in Kentucky rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Tuvaro's influence in Kentucky rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".



by Max Barry

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