The Kingdom of Tussel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Tussetuss with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.027 billion Tussians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tussel Capital City. The average income tax rate is 24.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tussie economy, worth a remarkable 2,094 trillion Gnurfs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 189,905 Gnurfs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, the police double as repo men, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Tussel. Crime is totally unknown. Tussel's national animal is the Flying moose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Tussel is ranked 200,038^th in the world and 5,556^th in the West Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.43 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.