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Most Primitive: 238thMost Ignorant Citizens: 386thLargest Gambling Industry: 541st
The Nomadic Tribes of
Iron Fist Consumerists
*unintelligable grunting noises*
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population5.644 billion



The Nomadic Tribes of Tuskeny is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.644 billion Tuskens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 19.1%.

The thriving Tusken economy, worth 630 trillion Skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,739 Skulls, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is jailed, there are fifty shades of yellow in outdoor swimming pools, Tuskeny is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Tuskeny's national animal is the Bantha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bantha-worship.

Tuskeny is ranked 4,320th in the world and 1st in Atlantic Avenue for Most Avoided, scoring 510.29 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Primitive: 238thMost Ignorant Citizens: 386thLargest Gambling Industry: 541stMost Armed: 1,458thMost Devout: 1,553rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,593rdTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,936thMost Avoided: 4,320thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,358thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,255thLargest Black Market: 5,462ndFattest Citizens: 6,164thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,446thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,506thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,915thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,490thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,807thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 10,306thMost Authoritarian: 15,071stMost Conservative: 17,642nd

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