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Turulorszag

Population13.088 billion

CapitalSárkány Vár
LeaderHRH Kende Friedrich Jünger Hunyadi
FaithPan-Turkic Shamanism

CurrencyBanana
AnimalGolden Stag

The Waldgängers of Turulorszag is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HRH Kende Friedrich Jünger Hunyadi with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, triple-decker prams, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.088 billion Turulyars are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Environment, with Welfare and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sárkány Vár. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The strong Turulorszagian economy, worth a remarkable 1,893 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 144,645 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turulorszag's national animal is the Golden Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pan-Turkic Shamanism.

Turulorszag is ranked 239th in the world and 4th in Osiris for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4,057.92 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1stBest Weather: 63rdMost Beautiful Environments: 67thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 239thHighest Crime Rates: 580thLargest Black Market: 847thMost Armed: 1,080thMost Secular: 2,061stTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,573rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,971stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,690thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,965thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,626thMost Stationary: 6,516thLargest Governments: 7,377thHighest Economic Output: 8,406thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,283rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 11,665thMost Influential: 12,364thMost Cultured: 13,909thHighest Average Incomes: 15,282ndLongest Average Lifespans: 16,156thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,432ndLargest Populations: 19,299thRudest Citizens: 22,558thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,596th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the regionMost Secular: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 76th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 166th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 187th in the regionMost Influential: 199th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 339th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 373rd in the regionLargest Governments: 398th in the regionRudest Citizens: 473rd in the regionLargest Populations: 481st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 524th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 590th in the regionNudest: 623rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 636th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.

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