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Turulorszag

Population14.277 billion

CapitalSárkány Vár
LeaderHRH Kende Friedrich Jünger Hunyadi
FaithPan-Turkic Shamanism

CurrencyBanana
AnimalGolden Stag

The Waldgängers of Turulorszag is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HRH Kende Friedrich Jünger Hunyadi with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.277 billion Turulyars are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Environment, with Welfare and Spirituality not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sárkány Vár. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The very strong Turulorszagian economy, worth a remarkable 2,115 trillion Bananas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 148,178 Bananas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, cars are banned, the TBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and in a fit of passion HRH Kende Friedrich Jünger Hunyadi has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turulorszag's national animal is the Golden Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pan-Turkic Shamanism.

Turulorszag is ranked 172,061st in the world and 5,656th in Osiris for Most Conservative, scoring 36.71 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,710thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,999thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,356thHighest Food Quality: 4,431stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,027thMost Stationary: 6,156thLargest Governments: 7,266thHighest Economic Output: 7,880thHealthiest Citizens: 11,597thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,599thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 11,765thMost Influential: 12,360thMost Cultured: 13,823rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,694thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,585thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,360thLargest Populations: 18,874th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 76th in the regionMost Secular: 78th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 97th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 157th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 177th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Influential: 226th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 287th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 322nd in the regionLargest Governments: 341st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 447th in the regionRudest Citizens: 463rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 524th in the regionNudest: 529th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 601st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 637th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 708th in the regionMost Cultured: 722nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, in a fit of passion HRH Kende Friedrich Jünger Hunyadi has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, the TBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Turulorszag, cars are banned.
  • : Turulorszag was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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