The Great Bountiful Empire of TURTLESHROOM II is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Interregnum with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.204 billion TurtleShroomers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesboro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient TurtleShroomian economy, worth a remarkable 3,142 trillion Scrips a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 307,923 Scrips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,282,162 per year while the poor average 48,341, a ratio of 26.5 to 1.

The industries of TURTLESHROOM II are coughing all the way to the bank, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TURTLESHROOM II's national animal is the Nangnang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Southern Baptist Christianity.

TURTLESHROOM II is ranked 1,831^st in the world and 2^nd in Valkia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 12,696.34 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.