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Most Devout: 51st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108th Largest Agricultural Sector: 147th
The Great Bountiful Empire of
Right-wing Utopia
The Future Is In the Past!
Influence
Power
Ribbentrop
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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TURTLESHROOM II

Population10.204 billion

CapitalJonesboro
LeaderInterregnum
FaithSouthern Baptist Christianity

CurrencyScrip
AnimalNangnang

The Great Bountiful Empire of TURTLESHROOM II is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Interregnum with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.204 billion TurtleShroomers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Spirituality, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesboro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient TurtleShroomian economy, worth a remarkable 3,142 trillion Scrips a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 307,923 Scrips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,282,162 per year while the poor average 48,341, a ratio of 26.5 to 1.

The industries of TURTLESHROOM II are coughing all the way to the bank, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TURTLESHROOM II's national animal is the Nangnang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Southern Baptist Christianity.

TURTLESHROOM II is ranked 1,831st in the world and 2nd in Valkia for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 12,696.34 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Devout: 51stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108thLargest Agricultural Sector: 147thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 152ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 162ndLargest Insurance Industry: 533rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 597thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 716thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 932ndLargest Gambling Industry: 988thMost Primitive: 1,159thLargest Mining Sector: 1,202ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,476thTop
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Best Weather: 1,634thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,831stRudest Citizens: 1,834thLowest Crime Rates: 2,234thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,574thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,111thHighest Economic Output: 3,116thSafest: 3,563rdFattest Citizens: 3,753rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,825thMost Efficient Economies: 4,048thLargest Governments: 4,374thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,760thLargest Retail Industry: 6,958thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,065thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,122ndMost Stationary: 11,954thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,046thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,076thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,048thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,796thMost Influential: 14,225thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,075th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in TURTLESHROOM II, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.
  • : Following new legislation in TURTLESHROOM II, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in TURTLESHROOM II, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in TURTLESHROOM II, the industries of TURTLESHROOM II are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in TURTLESHROOM II, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of TURTLESHROOM II at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in TURTLESHROOM II, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : TURTLESHROOM II was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Right-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in TURTLESHROOM II, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in TURTLESHROOM II, the clergy of Southern Baptist Christianity remains a single-sex institution.
  • : Following new legislation in TURTLESHROOM II, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.

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