The Great Bountiful Empire of TURTLESHROOM II is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsars Outtacountry and Olvia and Wip with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.142 billion TurtleShroomers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesboro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.1%.

The frighteningly efficient TurtleShroomian economy, worth a remarkable 5,228 trillion Scrips a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 369,702 Scrips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,426,909 per year while the poor average 65,806, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, beggars lack pockets for spare change, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare TurtleShroomers can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and most pop videos prominently feature the TurtleShroomian flag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TURTLESHROOM II's national animal is the Nangnang, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

TURTLESHROOM II is ranked 49,624^th in the world and 2^nd in Valkia for Most Conservative, scoring 69 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.