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The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toyotaville. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Turpotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion Dirban Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 163,125 Dirban Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, gossip magazines have pictures of 💫⛩️ Daiki Mysdeariae⛩️💫 sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turpotia's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yen Starren.

Turpotia is ranked 128,193^rd in the world and 2,040^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,307.16 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.