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Healthiest Citizens: 2,641st Best Weather: 3,169th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,721st
The Euphemian State of
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Influence
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Economy
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Turmenista

Population10.956 billion

CapitalArcadia
LeaderGovernor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake
FaithSecularism

CurrencyPince
AnimalDouble Yellow-Headed Parrot

The Euphemian State of Turmenista is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 10.956 billion Turmenistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turmenistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,327 trillion Pinces a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,150 Pinces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake on Turmenista's coulrophobia epidemic, and Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turmenista's national animal is the Double Yellow-Headed Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Turmenista is ranked 9,671st in the world and 1st in International Concordia League for Smartest Citizens, with 89.32 Quips Per Hour.

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Healthiest Citizens: 2,641stBest Weather: 3,169thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,721stNicest Citizens: 4,244thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,352ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,635thMost Cultured: 4,927thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,249thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,428thMost Developed: 5,586thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,550thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,095thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,277thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,359thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,449thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,791stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,933rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,301stSmartest Citizens: 9,671stHighest Economic Output: 9,908thMost Inclusive: 9,990thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,691stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,980thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,841stLargest Governments: 14,164thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,426thMost Pacifist: 16,591stMost Efficient Economies: 17,382nd

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  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Turmenista's influence in International Concordia League fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Turmenista's influence in International Concordia League rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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