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Healthiest Citizens: 2,660thBest Weather: 2,934thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,878th
The Euphemian State of
Left-Leaning College State
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Turmenista

Population13.029 billion

CapitalArcadia
LeaderGovernor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake
FaithSecularism

CurrencyPince
AnimalDouble Yellow-Headed Parrot

The Euphemian State of Turmenista is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 13.029 billion Turmenistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turmenistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,586 trillion Pinces a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,755 Pinces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake on Turmenista's coulrophobia epidemic, and Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turmenista's national animal is the Double Yellow-Headed Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Turmenista is ranked 174,461st in the world and 3rd in International Concordia League for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.73 Crimes Per Hour.

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Healthiest Citizens: 2,660thBest Weather: 2,934thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,878thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,047thNicest Citizens: 4,534thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,740thMost Cultured: 4,793rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,975thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,992ndMost Developed: 6,095thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,054thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,444thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,505thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,590thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,050thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,087thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,683rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,190thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 9,265thHighest Economic Output: 9,438thMost Inclusive: 10,097thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,036thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,003rdLargest Governments: 13,584thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,981stMost Subsidized Industry: 14,067thLargest Populations: 16,587thMost Influential: 16,644thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,698thMost Efficient Economies: 17,353rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turmenista was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Turmenista was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies and Largest Populations.
  • : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.

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