|Leader||Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake|
|Animal||Double Yellow-Headed Parrot|
The Euphemian State of Turmenista is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 10.379 billion Turmenistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Turmenistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion Pinces a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,706 Pinces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake on Turmenista's coulrophobia epidemic, and Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turmenista's national animal is the Double Yellow-Headed Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Turmenista, Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances.
- : Following new legislation in Turmenista, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake on Turmenista's coulrophobia epidemic.
- : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Turmenista was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Turmenista's influence in International Concordia League fell from "Superpower" to "Power".
- : Turmenista's influence in International Concordia League fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
- : Turmenista's influence in International Concordia League fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
- : Turmenista became WA Delegate of International Concordia League.
- : Turmenista's influence in International Concordia League rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Turmenista lodged a message on the International Concordia League Regional Message Board.
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