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Healthiest Citizens: 2,603rd Best Weather: 3,186th Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,665th
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Turmenista

Population10.379 billion

CapitalArcadia
LeaderGovernor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake
FaithSecularism

CurrencyPince
AnimalDouble Yellow-Headed Parrot

The Euphemian State of Turmenista is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 10.379 billion Turmenistanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turmenistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,252 trillion Pinces a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 120,706 Pinces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake on Turmenista's coulrophobia epidemic, and Governor Barry Unto-The-River Whitesnake has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turmenista's national animal is the Double Yellow-Headed Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Turmenista is ranked 156,700th in the world and 14th in International Concordia League for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -19.13 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 2,603rdBest Weather: 3,186thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,665thNicest Citizens: 4,200thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,271stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,666thMost Cultured: 4,964thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,285thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,498thMost Developed: 5,604thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,909thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 8,111thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,178thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,355thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,588thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,765thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,043rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,251stSmartest Citizens: 9,752ndMost Inclusive: 9,896thHighest Economic Output: 10,065thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,499thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,203rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,299thLargest Governments: 14,182ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,455th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

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