The Principality of Turlondo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 606 million Turlondans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marrito. The average income tax rate is 24.3%.

The strong Turlondan economy, worth 36.7 trillion Marrian Crowns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,593 Marrian Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, builders across Turlondo are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turlondo's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Turlondo is ranked 55,587^th in the world and 2,254^th in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,238.23 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.