by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,979thMost Influential: 5,845thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,546th
The United Syndicates of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Capitalism is based on human greed, socialism is based
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.795 billion

LeaderSome guy

Animalhairy armadillo

The United Syndicates of Turkmennoland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Some guy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.795 billion Turkmennopasel love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ran-Laglan. The average income tax rate is 73.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The from Turkmennoland economy, worth 106 trillion Turpasnokurs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Average income is 59,365 Turpasnokurs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkmennoland's national animal is the hairy armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turkmennoland is ranked 106,177th in the world and 143rd in New Western Empire for Highest Economic Output, with 106 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,979thMost Influential: 5,845thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,546thTop
Most Inclusive: 12,637thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,009thBest Weather: 13,577thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,780thNicest Citizens: 16,487thMost Secular: 17,162ndMost Beautiful Environments: 17,829thHealthiest Citizens: 18,215thMost Income Equality: 18,538thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,050thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,815thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,478thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,865thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,179thLowest Crime Rates: 23,062ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,269th
Most Income Equality: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the region

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