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Most Devout: 22,133rd
The Gurkani Sultanate of
Moralistic Democracy
لا إله إلا الله محمد رسول الله
Husayn Muhammad Mirza
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.364 billion

LeaderHusayn Muhammad Mirza
FaithSunni Islam


The Gurkani Sultanate of Turkmenestan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Husayn Muhammad Mirza with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.364 billion Gurkani are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isfahan. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gurkani economy, worth 80.1 trillion dirhams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 58,759 dirhams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Isfahan, armed security details escort librarians to their homes, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and there's a bright dawn ahead for Turkmenestan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkmenestan's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Turkmenestan is ranked 99,866th in the world and 8th in Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,400.13 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Devout: 22,133rd
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the region

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