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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,888th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ne mutlu Türküm diyene!
Influence
Eminence Grise
Economic Minister
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Turkic Republic

Population5.952 billion

CapitalAstana
LeaderPresident Timur Zhaparov
FaithSecularism and Sunni Islam

Currencytenge
Animalgolden eagle

The Republic of Turkic Republic is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Timur Zhaparov with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 5.952 billion Turkic peoples have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. The average income tax rate is 17.1%.

The strong Turkic economy, worth 343 trillion tenges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 57,649 tenges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

There are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkic Republic's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Secularism and Sunni Islam.

Turkic Republic is ranked 151,133rd in the world and 5th in Fraternal Union of States for Nudest, with 99 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,888th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turkic Republic's influence in Fraternal Union of States fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Turkic Republic's influence in Fraternal Union of States rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Turkic Republic published "President Timur Zhaparov" (Factbook: Politics).
  • : Following new legislation in Turkic Republic, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkic Republic, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkic Republic, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkic Republic, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkic Republic, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph President Timur Zhaparov.
  • : Turkic Republic changed its national leader to "President Timur Zhaparov" and its motto to "Ne mutlu Türküm diyene!".
  • : Turkic Republic altered its national flag.

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