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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,509th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,634th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,427th
The Armed Republic of
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Population1.128 billion

CapitalCan't cap the capital

CurrencyTURKEYISMian Light
AnimalOH dayum son

The Armed Republic of TURKEYISM is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by EKREM TAYYİP İMAMDOĞAN with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.128 billion TURKEYISMians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Can't cap the capital. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming TURKEYISMian economy, worth 150 trillion TURKEYISMian Lights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,698 TURKEYISMian Lights, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and the OH dayum son is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TURKEYISM's national animal is the OH dayum son, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

TURKEYISM is ranked 145,289th in the world and 5,540th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.54 Obesity Rate.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,509thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,634thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,427thMost Influential: 6,119thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,265thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,714thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,003rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 10,682ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,904thLargest Black Market: 12,036thMost Secular: 12,095thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,059thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,257thHighest Average Incomes: 16,866th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 153rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 158th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164th in the regionLargest Black Market: 178th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 280th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 304th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 372nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 395th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 403rd in the regionMost Influential: 415th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 420th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 483rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 487th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 506th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 577th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 597th in the regionMost Cultured: 620th in the region

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