|Capital||Can't cap the capital|
|Leader||EKREM TAYYİP İMAMDOĞAN|
|Animal||OH dayum son|
The Armed Republic of TURKEYISM is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by EKREM TAYYİP İMAMDOĞAN with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.128 billion TURKEYISMians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Can't cap the capital. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming TURKEYISMian economy, worth 150 trillion TURKEYISMian Lights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,698 TURKEYISMian Lights, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and the OH dayum son is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TURKEYISM's national animal is the OH dayum son, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : TURKEYISM was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
- : TURKEYISM endorsed The Emerald Republic of Kilkire.
- : TURKEYISM was endorsed by The Emerald Republic of Kilkire.
- : TURKEYISM was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes and Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : TURKEYISM voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Politics Amino"".
- : TURKEYISM endorsed The Office Cowboy of Funkadelia.
- : TURKEYISM was endorsed by The Office Cowboy of Funkadelia.
- : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, the OH dayum son is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
- : TURKEYISM voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Species Extinction".
- : Following new legislation in TURKEYISM, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
Endorsements Received: 38 » H-Zhena, A Slanted Black Stripe, Bachtendekuppen, Roissyland, Pulmonaria, Bullpups, Brotherland, Rhealaliit, Hizuru, Republic of Berzerkistan, SloveStates, The Holy Empire of Moronica, The Angel of Charity, Davelands, Qyrym, Tim Stark, Aelitia, Janoobi Jazair, Wiranath, Socialist Holy American Empire, Broengtopia, BearStackof2015, Someseni, VW53Aland, Just Vale 2, Kangarawa, Enlil, United China Nation, Axdel, Marrico, Am Echad, Ravendi, Kastalien II, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Aleister, Funkadelia, Kilkire, and The United Neo American Union.