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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,520thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,444thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,161st
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Peace at home, peace in the world.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Turkenia

Population1.313 billion

CapitalAnkara

Currencylira
AnimalGrey wolf

The Republic of Turkenia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.313 billion Turkenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 52.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Turkenian economy, worth 173 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 131,912 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turkenia's national animal is the Grey wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Turkenia is ranked 25,275th in the world and 168th in Europe for Most Corrupt Governments, with 49.02 kickbacks per hour.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,520thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,444thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,161stMost Influential: 4,236thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,447thLargest Retail Industry: 10,340thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,106thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,446thLargest Mining Sector: 13,134thMost Developed: 15,309thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,680thMost Efficient Economies: 16,012thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,038thHealthiest Citizens: 18,459thHighest Average Incomes: 19,038thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,151stHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,411th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 126th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turkenia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
  • : Turkenia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Epidemic Investigation Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Turkenia, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkenia, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Turkenia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkenia, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkenia, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkenia, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkenia, in pet stores nationwide Grey wolves are growing in popularity.
  • : Turkenia endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of A3161.

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