by Max Barry

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,054thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,061stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,324th
The Fabiolous Domain of
Father Knows Best State
Use Us, Be Us, See Us, Know Us
Fabio the Fabiolous
Mirror of Questions
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population17.483 billion

CapitalFabioland the Underground Fabtopia
LeaderFabio the Fabiolous
FaithFabiolous Fabiolisim

AnimalVampire Squid

The Fabiolous Domain of Turkdulapitou is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fabio the Fabiolous with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.483 billion Fabiolous are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fabioland the Underground Fabtopia. The average income tax rate is 60.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fabiolous economy, worth a remarkable 2,490 trillion Fecals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,439 Fecals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

"To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, Fabio the Fabiolous's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Turkdulapitou's national animal is the Vampire Squid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Fabiolous Fabiolisim.

Turkdulapitou is ranked 231,654th in the world and 14th in Lothlorien for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.19 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,054thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,061stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,324thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,695thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,771stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,136thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,995thMost Devout: 6,107thHighest Economic Output: 6,276thMost Efficient Economies: 6,969thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,147thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,109thLargest Populations: 11,290thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,663rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,571stMost Influential: 14,151stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,161stMost Armed: 14,281stHighest Average Incomes: 16,007thMost Stationary: 18,425thFattest Citizens: 19,371stMost Developed: 22,724thMost Avoided: 23,708th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the region

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