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Most Advanced Public Transport: 599thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 686thLargest Welfare Programs: 899th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Populi regni meliorem mundum
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Turkducken

Population9.541 billion

CapitalPatience

CurrencyTurk
AnimalTurkey

The Commonwealth of Turkducken is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.541 billion Turks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patience. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Turkduckenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,253 trillion Turks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,420 Turks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Turkduckenian pirates, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and lobster tastes best when it is red. Crime is totally unknown. Turkducken's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turkducken is ranked 205,504th in the world and 7,490th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -26.04 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 599thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 686thLargest Welfare Programs: 899thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,264thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,835thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,847thMost Pacifist: 1,952ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,412thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,482ndMost Inclusive: 2,569thNicest Citizens: 3,344thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,361stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,521stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,963rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,075thLargest Governments: 4,091stSafest: 4,242ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,417thMost Developed: 4,586thMost Cultured: 4,663rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,878thBest Weather: 4,953rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,073rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,131stSmartest Citizens: 7,573rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,141stNudest: 10,355thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,232ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,671stHighest Average Incomes: 18,272ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,840thMost Income Equality: 19,236thMost Efficient Economies: 19,278th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 58th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 82nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 133rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 140th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 162nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 163rd in the regionLargest Governments: 182nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 189th in the regionMost Developed: 193rd in the regionMost Cultured: 195th in the regionSafest: 209th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 212th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 218th in the regionBest Weather: 234th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 239th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 332nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 351st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 390th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 530th in the regionMost Income Equality: 575th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 598th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turkducken was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Turkducken was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Turkducken's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Turkducken's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Turkducken was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Turkducken was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkducken, lobster tastes best when it is red.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkducken, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkducken, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkducken, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Turkduckenian pirates.

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