by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 700th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 760th Largest Welfare Programs: 972nd
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Population6.334 billion



The Confederacy of Turkducken is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.334 billion Turks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patience. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Turkduckenian economy, worth 829 trillion Turks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,968 Turks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown. Turkducken's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turkducken is ranked 2,510th in the world and 76th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 17,663.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 700thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 760thLargest Welfare Programs: 972ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 988thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,303rdTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,792ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,976thMost Inclusive: 2,119thMost Pacifist: 2,247thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,394thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,510thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,843rdNicest Citizens: 2,930thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,849thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,869thLargest Governments: 3,906thMost Developed: 4,037thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,098thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,103rdSafest: 4,239thHealthiest Citizens: 4,320thBest Weather: 4,579thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,596thMost Cultured: 4,776thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,838thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,471stSmartest Citizens: 7,505thNudest: 7,834thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,468thLowest Crime Rates: 14,874thMost Income Equality: 15,103rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,303rdHighest Economic Output: 16,018th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionTop
Nudest: 56th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 57th in the regionMost Pacifist: 59th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 81st in the regionNicest Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 84th in the regionBest Weather: 87th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 91st in the regionSafest: 92nd in the regionLargest Populations: 95th in the regionMost Developed: 97th in the region

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