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Most Advanced Public Transport: 600thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 684thLargest Welfare Programs: 901st
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia
Populi regni meliorem mundum
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Turkducken

Population9.541 billion

CapitalPatience

CurrencyTurk
AnimalTurkey

The Commonwealth of Turkducken is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.541 billion Turks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patience. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Turkduckenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,253 trillion Turks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,420 Turks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Turkduckenian pirates, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and lobster tastes best when it is red. Crime is totally unknown. Turkducken's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turkducken is ranked 205,748th in the world and 7,487th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -26.04 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 600thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 684thLargest Welfare Programs: 901stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,172ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,266thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,837thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,848thMost Pacifist: 1,953rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,417thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,483rdMost Inclusive: 2,571stNicest Citizens: 3,343rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,356thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,523rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,968thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,076thLargest Governments: 4,094thSafest: 4,251stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,424thMost Developed: 4,586thMost Cultured: 4,661stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,881stBest Weather: 4,954thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,072ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,133rdSmartest Citizens: 7,575thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,134thNudest: 10,356thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,228thLowest Crime Rates: 15,666thHighest Average Incomes: 18,297thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,860thMost Income Equality: 19,256thMost Efficient Economies: 19,288th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 46th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 58th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 75th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 85th in the regionMost Pacifist: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th in the regionNicest Citizens: 130th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 142nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 162nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 166th in the regionLargest Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Developed: 195th in the regionMost Cultured: 196th in the regionSafest: 211th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 214th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 219th in the regionBest Weather: 234th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 241st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 334th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 352nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 387th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 531st in the regionMost Income Equality: 575th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 599th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Turkducken was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Turkducken was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Turkducken's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Turkducken's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Turkducken was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Turkducken was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkducken, lobster tastes best when it is red.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkducken, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkducken, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkducken, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Turkduckenian pirates.

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