by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 695th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 746th Largest Welfare Programs: 956th
The Confederacy of
Left-wing Utopia
Populi regni meliorem mundum
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Population6.519 billion



The Confederacy of Turkducken is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.519 billion Turks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patience. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Turkduckenian economy, worth 852 trillion Turks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,797 Turks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown. Turkducken's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Turkducken is ranked 159,816th in the world and 920th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -28.07 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 695thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 746thLargest Welfare Programs: 956thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 985thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,267thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,833rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,996thMost Inclusive: 2,152ndMost Pacifist: 2,225thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,373rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,481stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,855thNicest Citizens: 2,934thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,808thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,851stLargest Governments: 3,870thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,019thMost Developed: 4,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,032ndSafest: 4,172ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,311thBest Weather: 4,454thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,517thMost Cultured: 4,772ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,787thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,529thSmartest Citizens: 7,486thNudest: 7,721stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,762ndTop
Most Income Equality: 14,233rdLowest Crime Rates: 14,632ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,846thHighest Economic Output: 15,713thMost Influential: 16,049th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 41st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 44th in the regionNudest: 47th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 53rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionMost Inclusive: 57th in the regionMost Cultured: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 70th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 74th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 74th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 75th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 76th in the regionNicest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 80th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionLargest Populations: 84th in the regionBest Weather: 86th in the regionSafest: 90th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 92nd in the regionLargest Governments: 95th in the region

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